Purple's Platitudes

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cereal killer

21 July 2013

cereal killer


I could be a cereal killer,

I’m smart enough ya know

and abused by advertising

most everywhere’d I’d go.


I have never even tried it,

just call me by that name,

I can’t be held responsible

that cereal’s to blame.


I’d kill both flavors if I could,

apologies won’t do,

for all the teasing I’ve endured

that cereal is through.


I’d shoot every TV too

if that commercial plays,

and if you know what’s good for you,

don’t call me by that name.


Of course I’m kidding, can’t you tell,

I’m not a psycho … yet

most cereal killers start out small,

with Shredded Wheat I bet.


21 July, 2013 - Posted by | Poetry |

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