wiggle, giggle, and squirm
25 January 2014
One finger makes her giggle and squirm,
when I wiggle it just like a worm,
perhaps she could explain,
it’s driving me insane,
but, then again, who cares why it works.
Mother Nature is a B****
11 January 2014
I put away my leather trench coat,
my insulated hoodie, and gloves,
winter is im-po-tent,
at least for the mo-ment,
it’s raining with a high of fifty-one.
Mother Nature likes to be a tease,
it’s just a momentary reprieve,
tonight it’s s’pposed to snow,
unbelievable, I know,
some women you can just never please.
(The views and commentary presented in this poem do not necessarily reflect the actual thoughts, opinions, or beliefs of the poet … just nod and smile)
fatcat
07 January 2014
I don’t remember feeding the cat,
she gives me that look, puts on an act,
and gets twice as much food,
but what’s really so rude,
is she blames me for making her fat!
kissing booth
02 September 2013
kissing booth
I paid her a buck for a kiss
but, boy was it worth more than this
that girl had sweet lips
a tongue that did tricks
who says you can’t buy happiness
man charmer
02 September 2013
man charmer
she smiled with that smile that disarms
one look and she knew I’d been charmed
she’d hypnotized me
as any could see
and then handled me without harm.
hands on art
02 September 2013
hands on art
I went to the art museum
though most things I couldn’t see ’em
I tried to get touchy
was punished quite roughly
her sculpture wasn’t quite free then?
