Purple's Platitudes

nothing but words …

wiggle, giggle, and squirm

25 January 2014

 

 

One finger makes her giggle and squirm,

when I wiggle it just like a worm,

perhaps she could explain,

it’s driving me insane,

but, then again, who cares why it works.

 

 

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Mother Nature is a B****

11 January 2014

 

 

I put away my leather trench coat,

my insulated hoodie, and gloves,

winter is im-po-tent,

at least for the mo-ment,

it’s raining with a high of fifty-one.

 

Mother Nature likes to be a tease,

it’s just a momentary reprieve,

tonight it’s s’pposed to snow,

unbelievable, I know,

some women you can just never please.

 

 

(The views and commentary presented in this poem do not necessarily reflect the actual thoughts, opinions, or beliefs of the poet … just nod and smile)

 

 

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fatcat

07 January 2014

 

 

I don’t remember feeding the cat,

she gives me that look, puts on an act,

and gets twice as much food,

but what’s really so rude,

is she blames me for making her fat!

 

 

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kissing booth

02 September 2013

kissing booth

 

I paid her a buck for a kiss

but, boy was it worth more than this

that girl had sweet lips

a tongue that did tricks

who says you can’t buy happiness

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man charmer

02 September 2013

man charmer

 

she smiled with that smile that disarms

one look and she knew I’d been charmed

she’d hypnotized me

as any could see

and then handled me without harm.

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hands on art

02 September 2013

hands on art

 

I went to the art museum

though most things I couldn’t see ’em

I tried to get touchy

was punished quite roughly

her sculpture wasn’t quite free then?

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